Monday, June 20, 2016

Motivational Habits for Lazy People

Motivational Habits

Were all lazy at heart.

 Every successful person has but one difference from the unsuccessful person. They got up and did the shit they didn't want to do, because it would improve their life.

With that at the heart of the message, the Blog Gods proudly present Motivational Habits for Lazy People.

Each post will contain key changes you can make in your life, without having to do all the effort of changing your lifestyle. The end result is being in a place in your life where you are paid to do what you love.





Facebook Rage

So Group B feels strongly about Group A's actions. Group C feels that Group B is over-reacting. Group D is throwing fuel on the flames of chaos.

Our first instinct when confronted with sensitive subjects is to defend them... Thats a reaction. It can also be a signal that its time to vent. Slam out your thoughts in the best formed argument that you can, or the most emotionally charged release of your life, or just explain why they are all both correct from a certain point... etc...

The key here is that you just wrote a blog. Throw a couple pictures in there, copy and past the rant, and make a quick meme to generate curiosity.


The Helping Hand

You see somebody looking for help finding something, an answer, a video, or whatever. Become a short term bounty hunter by finding it, and giving it a bit.ly or a similar interrupt ad. I use to even tell them I did it for a living and I got a mostly friendly response.

Or, if you are a fully fledged Blog God, and already have your Amazon Associates account, jam out a helping hand finding discount items or specialized items. If they are looking for something, why not buy through you at no extra cost? Its even convenient.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Blog Gods SOP

Blog Gods
Standard Operating Procedures

Goal:
Zero cost self employment, requiring no less than 14 hours of work per week

Materials:
Internet access
smart phone and/or computer

Outline:
1) Sign up for the necessary online accounts and tools using the Creation steps provided below.
2) Conceptualize you’re daily life and interests using video, picture, and writing mediums.
3) Create a short portfolio (at least 6) of articles presenting your style and format.
4) Monetize you’re online portfolio by following the Monetization steps provided below.
5) Grow your viewer rate using the Marketing steps provided below.
6) When in doubt, Google it! And keep on clicking!!




Procedure:

Creation
1) Sign up for a new Gmail address. http://www.gmail.com
2) Goto http://www.Blogger.com and get an account with your Gmail.
    a) Choose your template or design one
    b) Gather online resources
    c) Write 6 articles, linking sources
3) Go to http://www.Adsense.com and get an account, associate it with your blog. Up to 500 sites allowed.

Monetizaton

1) Sign up for an Amazon Associates, use casual and friendly techniques to offer your viewers a quick way to learn more about the products you’ve used or reviewed.
2)Target your blogs to your desired audience and desired advertisers. Keywords that are currently most popular can be googled.
3) Google How To Use SEO (search engine optimization) and tag your blogs with relevant keywords. Advertisers will use these to target their ads.
4) NEVER EVER ask for clicks, or mention your monetary gain in any way related to ads. You can ask for them to support your sponsors, and to check them out. But you can never ask for monetary gain via clicks. Your account will be banned by Google. Advertise fairly, and with a friendly attitude.


Marketing

1) Update your content on a RELIABLE schedule, if not daily at least be reliable.
2) Reply to comments, and FOLLOW BACK Followers.
3) Populate your blogs with links to other Blog Gods, or even other related blogs.
4) Research how other advertisers are HOOKING their viewers into clicking their links. You don’t have to be misleading, but learn the style of pulling attention.
4) Seed your hyperlink into public forums related to your blog. Try to sound useful to the topic, rather than being pushy or begging.


For an example flagship site:
Http://www.januskane.blogspot.com
For personal assistance, contact:
JanusKane@gmail.com